My wife left me...

[Jim Barry]

My wife left me....And I don't understand. After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 -pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup. I said, " Wait a minute, I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!!". She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "****, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.

[lcm1947]

Funny!

That was good. But on a serious note try not to worry about it at least you don't have to drink beer anymore. Thanks for the laugh Jim.

[thestinker]

Ahhh...how to impress a man...bring beer, show up naked

[monte]

Good one Jim.

[Jim Barry]

Ahhh...how to impress a man...bring beer, show up naked

That should be "...OR show up naked."