Never argue with a woman...

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  • MilDoc

    #1

    Never argue with a woman...

    One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book.

    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies.

    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven’t even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

    Moral of this story:
    ..

    ..

    Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.
  • gmack5
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 1972
    • Quapaw, Oklahoma, USA.
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    #2
    Good one!
    You're right NEVER argue with a woman cause there are only two ways to try to win and neither one works!
    Stop thinking why you can't and Start thinking how you CAN!
    Remember, SUCCESS comes in CANS!
    George

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    • just4funsies
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2005
      • 843
      • Florida.
      • BT3000

      #3
      I try not to argue with mine, but then she hits me with "What's the matter with you? Don't you have any opinions? Don't you have any FEELINGS?".

      Then I have to bite my tongue to keep from saying "Only if you say so, Dear!".



      Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em....
      ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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      • monte
        ***** Windbag
        • Dec 2002
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        #4
        Good one Paul!
        Monte (another darksider)
        Reporting Live from somewhere near Kalamazoo

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        • crokett
          The Full Monte
          • Jan 2003
          • 10627
          • Mebane, NC, USA.
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          #5
          One of the best pieces of advice I ever got was from my Dad:
          "Son, always remember she'll kill you on the details. The .0099% of the time you are right and she is wrong, it isn't worth the trouble anyway".
          David

          The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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          • Jim Barry
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            • Feb 2006
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            • Nova Scotia, Canada
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            #6
            The best piece of advice I every heard was, "For every beautiful woman in the world, there's at least one man who is tired of her BS." Now ain't that the truth!
            Woowork Safely,
            Jim Barry
            Nova Scotia, Canada
            my site - WoodchuckCanuck.com
            my blog - Daily News (...welll, almost daily)

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            • John Hunter
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              • Dec 2004
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              #7
              Love it.
              John Hunter

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              • jobucks
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                • Jan 2006
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                • Peoria, IL.
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                #8
                My Pop told me, "Son they're all the same product, just different packaging!"

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                • kano32
                  Forum Newbie
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28
                  • Palmer, Alaska
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                  #9
                  Some packaging is better than others!
                  I love the smell of sawdust in the morning. It smells like...Woodworking.

                  http://community.webshots.com/user/kano32

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