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  • leehljp
    Just me
    • Dec 2002
    • 8449
    • Tunica, MS
    • BT3000/3100

    Chief Samurai

    Back in the olden days when Samurai were important, there was a powerful Japanese Emperor who needed a new Chief Samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world of that time that he was searching for a CHIEF. A year passed, but only 3 people applied for the very demanding position;

    1. a Japanese Samurai
    2. a Chinese Samurai
    3. a Jewish Samurai (You snicker!? It is, apparently, possible!)

    The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword, and the bumblebee dropped dead on the ground.

    The emperor exclaimed "That is very impressive!"

    The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese Samurai, to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a match box and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! And the fly dropped dead on the ground in four small pieces.

    The emperor exclaimed: "That is VERY impressive!"

    Now the emperor turned to the Jewish Samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the Chief Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

    The emperor, obviously disappointed, said: "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat not dead?"





    The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said: "Circumcision is not meant to kill"
    Hank Lee

    Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!
  • jarhead
    Senior Member
    • May 2004
    • 695
    • Boynton Beach, FL.

    #2
    LOL... I saw the punchline a mile away with this one.

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    • monte
      Forum Windbag
      • Dec 2002
      • 5242
      • Paw Paw, MI, USA.
      • GI 50-185M

      #3
      Good one Hank!
      Monte (another darksider)
      Reporting Live from somewhere near Kalamazoo

      http://community.webshots.com/user/monte49002

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      • Hoyden
        Established Member
        • Jan 2005
        • 122
        • Twin Falls, ID, USA.

        #4
        Absolute ly worth repeating.

        Dennis
        PawPaw

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