To the tune of 'I Feel Pretty'
I wrote this on the way into work. Yes, I am going to the Dr.
I feel sh@#ty
O so sh@#ty
Its a pity how sh@#ty I feel
O so sh@#ty
I can hardly believe I'm real
I feel crappy
O so crappy
I ain't happy how crappy I feel
And so sh@#ty
I wish I wasn't real
See that sickly face in that mirror there
What mirror? Where?
O it just sucks to be me
See that runny nose
See those bloodshot eyes
Such a sh@#ty me!
I wrote this on the way into work. Yes, I am going to the Dr.
I feel sh@#ty
O so sh@#ty
Its a pity how sh@#ty I feel
O so sh@#ty
I can hardly believe I'm real
I feel crappy
O so crappy
I ain't happy how crappy I feel
And so sh@#ty
I wish I wasn't real
See that sickly face in that mirror there
What mirror? Where?
O it just sucks to be me
See that runny nose
See those bloodshot eyes
Such a sh@#ty me!

**one and only purchaser of a BT3C official thong**

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