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  • LCHIEN
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    Home Improvement: Tim the Toolman lovers will like this one.

    Last edited by LCHIEN; 01-30-2024, 11:16 PM.

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  • LCHIEN
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    ............

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  • twistsol
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    I ordered a new thesaurus from Amazon and it came today, but all the pages were blank.

    I can't find the words to describe how angry I am.

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  • LCHIEN
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    I made something with a pallet
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  • LCHIEN
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    don't have scissors???

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  • LCHIEN
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    men and women differences again

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  • LCHIEN
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    Mum, are you OK?

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  • leehljp
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    I may have posted this one years ago:

    A man came home after midnight dead drunk. He entered the house staggering and in the living room he crashed into his wife's favorite lamp, breaking it and making a loud noise in the process. His wife and daughter came running. They got him to his bedroom and the daughter left. Next morning, the daughter went into the kitchen to find her mom cooking a big breakfast and her dad's favorites.

    "Mom, why are you cooking dads favorite foods, since he came home late, dead drunk and broke your favorite lamp?"

    "Well," she said, "Last night, I started to undress him and he pushed me away and said: 'No no lady, you don't do that! I'm a married man!' "

    Then she replied: "I'll make him the best breakfast I can!"

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    I couldn’t resist. Click image for larger version  Name:	IMG_9181.png Views:	9 Size:	811.5 KB ID:	857631


    Like this?
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    Last edited by LCHIEN; 01-17-2024, 03:31 PM. Reason: couldn't help it either

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  • dbhost
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    Hey Santa! Click image for larger version

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  • LCHIEN
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    Measure once and cut before you are finished measuring.

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    I don't think that's the saying...

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  • LCHIEN
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    when i was young i was poor...

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  • LCHIEN
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    new couple

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  • LCHIEN
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    natural selection... Darwin!
    Last edited by LCHIEN; 12-01-2023, 12:25 PM.

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