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  • LCHIEN
    Super Moderator
    • Dec 2002
    • 21277
    • Katy, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 vintage 1999

    #76
    Old Chinese proverb: The crooked tree lives its life while the straight tree ends up as planks.
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    Loring in Katy, TX USA
    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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    • leehljp
      leehljp commented
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      . . . except those crooked trees that make the boards from Lowes or Home Depot.

    • LCHIEN
      LCHIEN commented
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      Hank, I knew someone would say that!
  • LCHIEN
    Super Moderator
    • Dec 2002
    • 21277
    • Katy, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 vintage 1999

    #77
    Ron Chestna 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied,

    "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

    The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

    Ron replied, "That would be my wife."
    Loring in Katy, TX USA
    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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    • LCHIEN
      Super Moderator
      • Dec 2002
      • 21277
      • Katy, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 vintage 1999

      #78
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      new excuse!
      Last edited by LCHIEN; 06-13-2024, 05:35 PM.
      Loring in Katy, TX USA
      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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      • LCHIEN
        Super Moderator
        • Dec 2002
        • 21277
        • Katy, TX, USA.
        • BT3000 vintage 1999

        #79
        The premeditation is palpable

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        Loring in Katy, TX USA
        If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
        BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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        • dbhost
          Slow and steady
          • Apr 2008
          • 9326
          • League City, Texas
          • Ryobi BT3100

          #80
          As you may remember I went through a pretty serious illness that we finally have in remission, but, well Ulcerative Colitis is no fun, I have to go in for treatments every 2 months to keep this thing under control. I saw this ad on Facebook and if I could verify the seller is legit, I am going to get one of these shirts to wear to my next infusion day...

          Aaaand they have them on Amazon... and it is on the way... https://amzn.to/3XGjEFd

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          Last edited by dbhost; 09-12-2024, 05:49 PM.
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          • LCHIEN
            Super Moderator
            • Dec 2002
            • 21277
            • Katy, TX, USA.
            • BT3000 vintage 1999

            #81
            in the vein of Dave's post, and I know we are all young so this doesn't apply to us...
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            Loring in Katy, TX USA
            If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
            BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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            • LCHIEN
              Super Moderator
              • Dec 2002
              • 21277
              • Katy, TX, USA.
              • BT3000 vintage 1999

              #82
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              Health insurance is so costly, we must save whenever we can.
              Loring in Katy, TX USA
              If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
              BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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              • dbhost
                Slow and steady
                • Apr 2008
                • 9326
                • League City, Texas
                • Ryobi BT3100

                #83
                https://www.facebook.com/share/r/PFuhwa8BCoydS5RZ/
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                • LCHIEN
                  LCHIEN commented
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                  Ouch, I winced when I saw that. How can you hit a precision .0005" measuring tool with a hammer?
              • LCHIEN
                Super Moderator
                • Dec 2002
                • 21277
                • Katy, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 vintage 1999

                #84
                Autumnal Equinox was 2 days ago... days are shorter
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                Its closer to 100.
                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                • twistsol
                  SawdustZone Patron
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 2947
                  • Cottage Grove, MN, USA.
                  • Ridgid R4512, 2x ShopSmith Mark V 520, 1951 Shopsmith 10ER

                  #85
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                  Chr's
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                  An ethical man knows the right thing to do.
                  A moral man does it.

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                  • capncarl
                    Veteran Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 3596
                    • Leesburg Georgia USA
                    • SawStop CTS

                    #86
                    Fiver
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