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  • LCHIEN
    Internet Fact Checker
    • Dec 2002
    • 20983
    • Katy, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 vintage 1999

    #61
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    natural selection... Darwin!
    Last edited by LCHIEN; 12-01-2023, 12:25 PM.
    Loring in Katy, TX USA
    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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    • LCHIEN
      Internet Fact Checker
      • Dec 2002
      • 20983
      • Katy, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 vintage 1999

      #62
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      new couple
      Loring in Katy, TX USA
      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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      • LCHIEN
        Internet Fact Checker
        • Dec 2002
        • 20983
        • Katy, TX, USA.
        • BT3000 vintage 1999

        #63
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        when i was young i was poor...
        Loring in Katy, TX USA
        If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
        BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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        • dbhost
          Slow and steady
          • Apr 2008
          • 9231
          • League City, Texas
          • Ryobi BT3100

          #64

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          I don't think that's the saying...
          Please like and subscribe to my YouTube channel. Please check out and subscribe to my Workshop Blog.

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          • LCHIEN
            LCHIEN commented
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            Measure once and cut before you are finished measuring.
        • dbhost
          Slow and steady
          • Apr 2008
          • 9231
          • League City, Texas
          • Ryobi BT3100

          #65
          Hey Santa! Click image for larger version

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          Please like and subscribe to my YouTube channel. Please check out and subscribe to my Workshop Blog.

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          • capncarl
            Veteran Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 3570
            • Leesburg Georgia USA
            • SawStop CTS

            #66
            I couldn’t resist. Click image for larger version  Name:	IMG_9181.png Views:	9 Size:	811.5 KB ID:	857631


            Like this?
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            Last edited by LCHIEN; 01-17-2024, 03:31 PM. Reason: couldn't help it either

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            • leehljp
              Just me
              • Dec 2002
              • 8441
              • Tunica, MS
              • BT3000/3100

              #67
              I may have posted this one years ago:

              A man came home after midnight dead drunk. He entered the house staggering and in the living room he crashed into his wife's favorite lamp, breaking it and making a loud noise in the process. His wife and daughter came running. They got him to his bedroom and the daughter left. Next morning, the daughter went into the kitchen to find her mom cooking a big breakfast and her dad's favorites.

              "Mom, why are you cooking dads favorite foods, since he came home late, dead drunk and broke your favorite lamp?"

              "Well," she said, "Last night, I started to undress him and he pushed me away and said: 'No no lady, you don't do that! I'm a married man!' "

              Then she replied: "I'll make him the best breakfast I can!"
              Hank Lee

              Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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              • LCHIEN
                Internet Fact Checker
                • Dec 2002
                • 20983
                • Katy, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 vintage 1999

                #68
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                Mum, are you OK?
                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                • LCHIEN
                  Internet Fact Checker
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 20983
                  • Katy, TX, USA.
                  • BT3000 vintage 1999

                  #69
                  men and women differences again

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                  Loring in Katy, TX USA
                  If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                  BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                  • LCHIEN
                    Internet Fact Checker
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 20983
                    • Katy, TX, USA.
                    • BT3000 vintage 1999

                    #70
                    don't have scissors???

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                    Loring in Katy, TX USA
                    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                    • LCHIEN
                      Internet Fact Checker
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 20983
                      • Katy, TX, USA.
                      • BT3000 vintage 1999

                      #71
                      I made something with a pallet
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                      Loring in Katy, TX USA
                      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                      • twistsol
                        Veteran Member
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 2902
                        • Cottage Grove, MN, USA.
                        • Ridgid R4512, 2x ShopSmith Mark V 520, 1951 Shopsmith 10ER

                        #72
                        I ordered a new thesaurus from Amazon and it came today, but all the pages were blank.

                        I can't find the words to describe how angry I am.
                        Chr's
                        __________
                        An ethical man knows the right thing to do.
                        A moral man does it.

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                        • LCHIEN
                          Internet Fact Checker
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 20983
                          • Katy, TX, USA.
                          • BT3000 vintage 1999

                          #73
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                          ............
                          Loring in Katy, TX USA
                          If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                          BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                          • LCHIEN
                            Internet Fact Checker
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 20983
                            • Katy, TX, USA.
                            • BT3000 vintage 1999

                            #74
                            Home Improvement: Tim the Toolman lovers will like this one.

                            Last edited by LCHIEN; 01-30-2024, 11:16 PM.
                            Loring in Katy, TX USA
                            If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                            BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                            • LCHIEN
                              Internet Fact Checker
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 20983
                              • Katy, TX, USA.
                              • BT3000 vintage 1999

                              #75
                              Honestly, saw on Facebook, someone wants to know how you cut a rectangular piece of wood with a circular saw.


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                              I guess the next question is, Can I use a table saw to make a chair or do I need to buy a chair saw?​
                              Last edited by LCHIEN; 02-29-2024, 03:51 AM.
                              Loring in Katy, TX USA
                              If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                              BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                              • leehljp
                                leehljp commented
                                Editing a comment
                                That brought to mind a comment made to one of the pen makers on the pen turning forum a few years ago: A customer looked at the pen made with wood and asked: "How are you able to wrap the wood around the pen so well?"

                              • LCHIEN
                                LCHIEN commented
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                                That brings up the question can I use a handsaw to cut off my fingers or do I need to use a fingersaw?
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