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  • Pappy
    The Full Monte
    • Dec 2002
    • 10453
    • San Marcos, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 (x2)

    #31
    Proof positive drugs ain't all that bad for you!


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    Don, aka Pappy,

    Wise men talk because they have something to say,
    Fools because they have to say something.
    Plato

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    • Pappy
      The Full Monte
      • Dec 2002
      • 10453
      • San Marcos, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 (x2)

      #32
      Ran across this right after I lost my brother. He would have loved it!

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      Don, aka Pappy,

      Wise men talk because they have something to say,
      Fools because they have to say something.
      Plato

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      • dbhost

        dbhost
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        I am totally sharing this with my widowers group...
    • capncarl
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2007
      • 3557
      • Leesburg Georgia USA
      • SawStop CTS

      #33
      It’s the law!

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      • capncarl
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 3557
        • Leesburg Georgia USA
        • SawStop CTS

        #34
        Flying squirrel, lying squirrel

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        • LCHIEN
          Internet Fact Checker
          • Dec 2002
          • 20854
          • Katy, TX, USA.
          • BT3000 vintage 1999

          #35
          How to live longer...

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          Loring in Katy, TX USA
          If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
          BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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          • LCHIEN
            Internet Fact Checker
            • Dec 2002
            • 20854
            • Katy, TX, USA.
            • BT3000 vintage 1999

            #36
            Oh, my Darling...

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            Loring in Katy, TX USA
            If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
            BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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            • LCHIEN
              Internet Fact Checker
              • Dec 2002
              • 20854
              • Katy, TX, USA.
              • BT3000 vintage 1999

              #37
              Eat at Buc-ee's

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              Loring in Katy, TX USA
              If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
              BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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              • LCHIEN
                Internet Fact Checker
                • Dec 2002
                • 20854
                • Katy, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 vintage 1999

                #38
                meetings, yes, the solution to everything

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                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                • capncarl
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 3557
                  • Leesburg Georgia USA
                  • SawStop CTS

                  #39
                  Where is the store?

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                  • leehljp
                    leehljp commented
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                    The nearest Buc-ees to you is on I-75 up near Warner Robbins. El Arroyo is in Austin TX.

                  • LCHIEN
                    LCHIEN commented
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                    They (Buc-ees) are all over Texas on major highways. From where I live in Houston, I45 south towards Galveston, I 10 just West and I-10 near San Antonio. And Texas 71 near Bastrop. towards Austin. Famous for large stores, something like 100 gas pumps, super clean restrooms. and lots of branded, local, and fast food and accessories and travel needs. Great place to take a break on a road trip.
                    Last edited by LCHIEN; 10-18-2023, 01:56 AM.
                • gsmittle
                  Veteran Member
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 2777
                  • St. Louis, MO, USA.
                  • BT 3100

                  #40
                  I love science jokes.

                  A hydrogen ion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ve lost my electron!” The bartender says, “Are you positive​?”

                  I’m here til Thursday…
                  Smit

                  "Be excellent to each other."
                  Bill & Ted

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                  • twistsol
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 2885
                    • Cottage Grove, MN, USA.
                    • Ridgid R4512, 2x ShopSmith Mark V 520, 1951 Shopsmith 10ER

                    #41
                    A rabbit and a priest walk into a bar and the bartender said to the priest, "I think that guy is a typo."
                    Chr's
                    __________
                    An ethical man knows the right thing to do.
                    A moral man does it.

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                    • LCHIEN
                      Internet Fact Checker
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 20854
                      • Katy, TX, USA.
                      • BT3000 vintage 1999

                      #42
                      Another one for your consideration



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                      Loring in Katy, TX USA
                      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                      • twistsol
                        Veteran Member
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 2885
                        • Cottage Grove, MN, USA.
                        • Ridgid R4512, 2x ShopSmith Mark V 520, 1951 Shopsmith 10ER

                        #43
                        Speaking of kids repeating what you say at home ...

                        A couple of weeks ago, a policeman came to my granddaughters kindergarten class to talk about safety. When he asked if there were any questions, my granddaughter asked "Are you Ok being a cop or are you still sad you failed the firefighter exam?"

                        Her dad, my son-in-law, is a Sioux Falls firefighter. He claims he hasn't said that cops are the people who couldn't pass the firefighter exam more than a couple of times. He has now learned the lesson that your kids hear and remember everything you say.
                        Chr's
                        __________
                        An ethical man knows the right thing to do.
                        A moral man does it.

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                        • capncarl
                          Veteran Member
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 3557
                          • Leesburg Georgia USA
                          • SawStop CTS

                          #44
                          Here is one for the holidays


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                          • leehljp
                            Just me
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 8421
                            • Tunica, MS
                            • BT3000/3100

                            #45
                            Earlier this past week, I was at a Convention Conference for our Mississippi Baptists in Jackson, MS. There were several meal time conferences, and one was the Multi-Cultural conference. I attended this along with several pastors whom I knew. The leader (a retired missionary to a South American country) of the Multi-cultural luncheon got up and introduced the leader of several different ethnic/cultural ministries.

                            Then, the missionary spoke of one group in which we had NO churches in MS: Deaf Ministry Church. Immediately one pastor said: "I hate to disagree with you, because I know there are deaf ministry churches in Mississippi. In fact, I pastor one!"

                            Everyone roared with laughter!
                            Hank Lee

                            Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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