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  • LCHIEN
    Internet Fact Checker
    • Dec 2002
    • 20996
    • Katy, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 vintage 1999
    #1

    Humor thread - click the smiley face and "thumbs up" for good ones!

    OK, we need some fun around here, it needs some lightening up.
    How about some stories, funny pictures, maybe about woodworking and tools, or not.
    Good taste and adherence to forum rules no politics, no religion. Please Just don't go overboard on heavily misogynist jokes that killjoys (mostly departed) got us all in a bind last year or picking on stereotypes by name. Ethnic jokes where you substitute the word "ethnic" in place of a specific ethnic group perhaps???

    And please, avoid unfunny jokes at all costs. Otherwise I'm going to recycle some old humor from the archives. I'm sure you all want to hear about radio alarm saws again.

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    Last edited by LCHIEN; 07-20-2023, 04:18 PM.
    Loring in Katy, TX USA
    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions
    Tags: fun, funny, humor, jokes
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    • LCHIEN
      Internet Fact Checker
      • Dec 2002
      • 20996
      • Katy, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 vintage 1999
      #2
      CO2 * LOL on Tesla

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      Loring in Katy, TX USA
      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions
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        • LCHIEN
          Internet Fact Checker
          • Dec 2002
          • 20996
          • Katy, TX, USA.
          • BT3000 vintage 1999
          #3
          Is potty humor acceptable?

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          Loring in Katy, TX USA
          If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
          BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions
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            • nicer20
              #3.1
              nicer20 commented
              07-21-2023, 10:04 AM
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              Wow - great prediction.
            • LCHIEN
              Internet Fact Checker
              • Dec 2002
              • 20996
              • Katy, TX, USA.
              • BT3000 vintage 1999
              #4
              Sign for shop electrical and power tools

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              Loring in Katy, TX USA
              If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
              BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions
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                • leehljp
                  #4.1
                  leehljp commented
                  07-21-2023, 02:50 PM
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                  I have to print out a copy of this one! Funny and Truthful! Love it!
                  • LCHIEN
                    #4.2
                    LCHIEN commented
                    07-21-2023, 03:38 PM
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                    Even the guys who can always be counted on to touch something, when it says "do not touch", will think twice and then touch it.
                  • LCHIEN
                    Internet Fact Checker
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 20996
                    • Katy, TX, USA.
                    • BT3000 vintage 1999
                    #5
                    Are Geriatrics fair game? Only if we geriatrics post it first.

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                    Loring in Katy, TX USA
                    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions
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                      • LCHIEN
                        Internet Fact Checker
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 20996
                        • Katy, TX, USA.
                        • BT3000 vintage 1999
                        #6
                        example of how not to offend people with ethnic jokes:

                        Two ethnics were building a house. The first ethnic was working on framing but was examining nails carefully and throwing away a large number of them.

                        The other ethnic sees this and says hey, what are you doing?

                        The first ethnic says, Well, about half these nails are defective, they have the heads on the wrong end!

                        The second ethnic says, Don't be wasteful, save them and use them on the other side of the house!

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                        Last edited by LCHIEN; 07-20-2023, 04:52 PM.
                        Loring in Katy, TX USA
                        If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                        BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions
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                          • LCHIEN
                            Internet Fact Checker
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 20996
                            • Katy, TX, USA.
                            • BT3000 vintage 1999
                            #7
                            Ikea tool recall

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                            Loring in Katy, TX USA
                            If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                            BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions
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                              • LCHIEN
                                Internet Fact Checker
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 20996
                                • Katy, TX, USA.
                                • BT3000 vintage 1999
                                #8
                                Metric tool frustration

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                                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions
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                                  • Jim Frye
                                    #8.1
                                    Jim Frye commented
                                    07-20-2023, 05:32 PM
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                                    Oh yeah, I remember this one!
                                  • capncarl
                                    Veteran Member
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 3570
                                    • Leesburg Georgia USA
                                    • SawStop CTS
                                    #9
                                    For our cold weather friends!

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                                      • Slik Geek
                                        Senior Member
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 672
                                        • Lake County, Illinois
                                        • Ryobi BT-3000
                                        #10
                                        What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

                                        =========

                                        Outlaws are wanted!
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                                          • twistsol
                                            Veteran Member
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 2902
                                            • Cottage Grove, MN, USA.
                                            • Ridgid R4512, 2x ShopSmith Mark V 520, 1951 Shopsmith 10ER
                                            #11
                                            I can't post my mother in law's favorite joke because I can't think of anyone it wouldn't offend.

                                            So here is my dad's favorite ice fishing joke.

                                            A guy goes out on the ice one morning with all his gear and is sitting on a bucket ice fishing and having no luck at all. After a few hours an old guy drills a hole about 10 feet from him, sits down and in a couple of minutes pulls out a nice walleye, followed by a a couple of bass and few more walleyes. In less than an hour he has his limit and is packing up to go home. The first guy speaks up.

                                            "I've been here for hours and haven't had so much as a nibble and you've been pulling fish out like crazy, what's your secret?

                                            The old man replies "oo hm oo eem erm m arm"

                                            The first guy clearly didn't understand and said,"Could you please repeat that, I didn't get it."

                                            The old man replies much slower this time, "oo hm oo eem erm m arm"

                                            Once again, the first guy didn't get it. "Could you please say that one more time, I still didn't get it."

                                            The old man spits a wad of something into his hand and says quite clearly, "You've got to keep your worms warm."

                                            Chr's
                                            __________
                                            An ethical man knows the right thing to do.
                                            A moral man does it.
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                                              • LCHIEN
                                                #11.1
                                                LCHIEN commented
                                                07-21-2023, 03:40 PM
                                                Editing a comment
                                                I've heard that one but forgot the punch line, you're dad is right, its really funny, probably even more so when you tell it in person with good sound effects and acting!
                                              • LCHIEN
                                                Internet Fact Checker
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 20996
                                                • Katy, TX, USA.
                                                • BT3000 vintage 1999
                                                #12
                                                DIY related advice

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                                                Last edited by LCHIEN; 07-23-2023, 12:15 PM.
                                                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                                                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                                                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions
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                                                  • nicer20
                                                    Established Member
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 365
                                                    • Dublin, CA
                                                    • BT3100
                                                    #13
                                                    All of us ....

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                                                      • capncarl
                                                        Veteran Member
                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 3570
                                                        • Leesburg Georgia USA
                                                        • SawStop CTS
                                                        #14
                                                        Everyone loves bacon!

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                                                          • Slik Geek
                                                            #14.1
                                                            Slik Geek commented
                                                            07-24-2023, 07:29 PM
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                                                            That is funny and sad at the same time!
                                                            • Dedpedal
                                                              #14.2
                                                              Dedpedal commented
                                                              08-11-2023, 01:26 PM
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                                                              What’s so funny about fresh slabs of red cedar?
                                                            • capncarl
                                                              Veteran Member
                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                              • 3570
                                                              • Leesburg Georgia USA
                                                              • SawStop CTS
                                                              #15
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                                                                • LCHIEN
                                                                  #15.1
                                                                  LCHIEN commented
                                                                  07-26-2023, 01:12 AM
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                                                                  Don't Fart!
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