Sweet Tea

[Mr__Bill]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?


Bill
I just know I'll get in trouble for this one....

[cabinetman]

I was going to comment, but my wife reads the forum.
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[Richard in Smithville]

Do you know just how hard it is to laugh with out LOML wanting know just what I'm laughing at?

[RAFlorida]

Alright Bill,

you owe me big time. I thought LOML would like it; so I printed it out and handed it to her. And the fight started. Now I've got two black eyes and a broken nose......ouch, my head hurts too.
I still think it was a good one though, thanks.

[jabe]

That was good!!!

[SHADOWFOX]

That was a good one, Bill! Hilarious!!!