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  • SHADOWFOX
    Veteran Member
    • May 2005
    • 1232
    • IL, USA.
    • DELTA 36-675

    #1

    Blind Pilots

    Two men dressed in Airline Pilots uniforms walk up the aisle of the
    plane.

    Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other
    is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
    cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

    The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign
    that this is just a little practical joke.

    None is forthcoming....

    The plane starts moving faster and faster down the tarmac and the people
    sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
    water at the edge of the runway.

    As it begins to look as though the plane will plunge into the water,
    panicked screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

    The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat
    into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good
    hands.

    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,

    'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
    we're all gonna f*ckin' die.'
    Chris

    "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.
  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    What do they do when landing wait for the screams and then level out and slow down?

    Thats funny though

    Tom

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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15216
      • So. Florida
      • Delta

      #3
      That's a good one.
      .

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      • BobSch
        Veteran Member
        • Aug 2004
        • 4385
        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        When I was flying a lot for work I'm sure I was on several of their flights.

        Landing? Just wait for the third bounce then chop the power.
        Bob

        Bad decisions make good stories.

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        • phi1l
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 681
          • Madison, WI

          #5
          Originally posted by TB Roye
          What do they do when landing wait for the screams and then level out and slow down?

          Thats funny though

          Tom
          That's what they brought the dog along for

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