Weekend Laugh

[gordons]

If you are a senior you will understand this one. If you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be.......

The $2.99 Special


We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a-la-carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!

[Habe]

Sounds like a good deal to me!!!!!!!

[cabinetman]

My wife would do that.
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[Richard in Smithville]

I'll send this one to LOML. She works in a diner that specializes in breakfasts.........and the main cliental come from the seniors complex down the road

[Uncle Cracker]

My wife would do that.
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Mine has, sort of... She's a vegetarian. Once, when she went to McDonalds and ordered two grilled cheese sandwiches, she was told that there was no key for that on the register, and she would have to pay for two cheeseburgers instead. So, she insisted that the meat be given to her on the side, and she came home and fed it to the dog.