Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

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  • Richard in Smithville
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    • Oct 2006
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    #1

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?



    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather

    In a very secluded, rural area .


    After spending a great evening chatting the

    Night away, John's grandfather prepared

    Breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

    However, John noticed a film like substance on

    His plate and questioned his grandfather asking,

    "Are these plates clean?"
    His grandfather replied,

    "They're as clean as cold water can get them.

    Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

    For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

    Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny

    Specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

    "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

    Without looking up the old man said,

    "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as

    Clean as cold water can get them.

    Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear

    Another word about it!"

    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to

    A nearby town and as he was leaving,

    His grandfather's dog started to growl, and

    Wouldn't let him pass.

    John yelled and said,

    "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".


    Without diverting his attention from the football

    Game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted,


    "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/
  • DUD
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    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
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    #2
    Richard


    Now that is bad. Bill
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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    • TB Roye
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      • Jan 2004
      • 2969
      • Sacramento, CA, USA.
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      #3
      Hey Bill how did that one get by you. Good one richard.

      Tom

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      • jhart
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        • Feb 2004
        • 1715
        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
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        #4
        Excellent Richard!!!
        Joe
        "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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