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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000
    #1

    Doctors Never Laugh

    Doctors Never Laugh



    I received this today, and had to post it. Bill



    Before the examination, Bob asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients problems.
    ..the Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

    "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

    "It's swollen," Bob replied.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
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    • RAFlorida
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      • Apr 2008
      • 1179
      • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
      • Ryobi BT3000
      #2
      It's taking me longer than 10 minutes

      to regain my composure. Being swollen was not what I expected to read!!!

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        • Ed62
          The Full Monte
          • Oct 2006
          • 6021
          • NW Indiana
          • BT3K
          #3
          That's the funniest one in quite a while.

          Ed
          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • Pappy
              The Full Monte
              • Dec 2002
              • 10490
              • San Marcos, TX, USA.
              • BT3000 (x2)
              #4
              Glad I don't have the coke I was going to get!
              Don, aka Pappy,

              Wise men talk because they have something to say,
              Fools because they have to say something.
              Plato

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                • ironhat
                  Veteran Member
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 2553
                  • Chambersburg, PA (South-central).
                  • Ridgid 3650 (can I still play here?)
                  #5
                  That's the best 'Bwaaaha- haaa', laugh-out-loud the wife and I have had in quite a while. Thanks!
                  Blessings,
                  Chiz

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                    • jackellis
                      Veteran Member
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 2638
                      • Tahoe City, CA, USA.
                      • BT3100
                      #6
                      The wife's asleep right now so I can't laugh out loud and it's killing me.

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