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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Letter Home

    Dear Mom & Dad,

    Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the
    flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and
    two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned
    because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it
    happened.

    Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't
    write
    because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue
    jeeps. It
    was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been
    for
    the lightning.

    Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without
    telling
    anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he
    probably
    didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas
    will
    blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also
    some
    of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows
    back.

    We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed.
    It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we
    left. Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to
    expect
    some thing to break down; that's probably why he can't get
    insurance. We think it's a neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it
    dirty,
    and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets
    pretty
    hot with 45 people in a bus. He let us take turns riding in the trailer

    until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us. Scoutmaster
    Keith is
    a neat guy. Don't worry, he's a good driver. In fact, he is teaching
    Jesse
    how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic.. All
    we
    ever see up there are logging trucks.

    This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming
    out in
    the lake. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't swim and
    Adam
    was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the
    canoe
    across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees
    under the
    water from the flood. Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some
    Scoutmasters.
    He didn't even get mad about us not wearing life jackets. He has to
    spend a
    lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any
    trouble.

    Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When
    Andrew
    dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet
    works.
    Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just
    food
    poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way
    with
    food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our
    Scoutmaster.
    He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was
    doing
    his time. By the way, what is a pedal file?

    I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy
    some
    more beer. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

    Love,
    Chris
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • jhart
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2004
    • 1715
    • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Another good one. Would love to see the parents faces if they really got one like this.
    Joe
    "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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    • LinuxRandal
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2005
      • 4890
      • Independence, MO, USA.
      • bt3100

      #3
      I started reading that and my brain started hearing..

      "gee mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go, gee mom I want to go home...."


      I think the bus part was part of the whole theme for a Richard Prior movie.
      She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6021
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #4
        Something like that would calm any parents concerns.

        Ed
        Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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