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>A couple has a dog who snores. . . Really snores.
Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the
vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie a ribbon around the dog's privates and he will
stop snoring.
>
>"Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to
bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife
tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of
red ribbon and ties
>it carefully around the dog's privates. Sure enough,
the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
>
>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from
being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into
bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The
woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So
she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue
ribbon and ties it around her husband's jewels.
Amazingly, it also works on him. The woman sleeps
soundly.
>
>He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into
the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he
glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached
to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks
back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached
to his dog's testicles.
>
>He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,
"I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by
God, we took first and second place."
Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the
vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie a ribbon around the dog's privates and he will
stop snoring.
>
>"Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to
bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife
tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of
red ribbon and ties
>it carefully around the dog's privates. Sure enough,
the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
>
>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from
being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into
bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The
woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So
she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue
ribbon and ties it around her husband's jewels.
Amazingly, it also works on him. The woman sleeps
soundly.
>
>He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into
the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he
glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached
to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks
back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached
to his dog's testicles.
>
>He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,
"I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by
God, we took first and second place."
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