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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Gladys Dunn

    I LMBO on this one. Bill



    Gladys Dunn had recently moved into a retirement community in a small town. One beautiful Sunday morning she walked to church not far from her apartment. She was in awe of the beautiful church, as well as music from the choir.

    She wasn't too impressed with the sermon. She thought it was kind of boring, and as she looked around the church, she noticed that many of the parishioners were nodding off.

    When the reverend finished, he encouraged his congregation to greet those sitting close by. Gladys turned toward the man sitting on her left. He, too, had fallen asleep and was yawning and stretching trying to wake up. He smiled at her, and Gladys returned the smile.

    She politely offered her hand and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn."






    "You and me both!" the man replied.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Richard in Smithville
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3014
    • On the TARDIS
    • BT 3100

    #2
    Yeah, I've sat through a few of those sermons.
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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    • Ed62
      The Full Monte
      • Oct 2006
      • 6021
      • NW Indiana
      • BT3K

      #3
      At first, I didn't see the punch line, and wondered what the h..l? But it turned out to be a good one.

      Ed
      Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

      For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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      • mater
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2004
        • 4197
        • SC, USA.

        #4
        It took me a minute but I got it.
        Ken aka "mater"

        " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

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