Nurse

[DUD]

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing beat says,
"Well, that's great..........that's really great..........Some *******'s got my pen."

[mater]

That's good Bill. I have to pass that one on.

[Bruce Cohen]

Bill,

That makes it 7 shirts and 5 keyboards you owe me.

Keep them coming, I need a new wardrobe

You can really make a guy smile

Bruce