Keep The Preacher

[DUD]

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger
congregation

that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one
wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the
city
stands up and proclaims: "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him
with
a
new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their children!"

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a
successful

entrepreneur and investor, stands and says "If the Preacher will stay
on

here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a
foundation
to
guarantee the college education of all his children!"

More sighs and a loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
preacher

stays, I will give him sex." There is total silence. The Preacher,
blushing,
asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
side
while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could
help,
and he said "S***w the Preacher."

[lrogers]

Got to watch out for little old ladies!